Sadly, damp conditions prevailed and led the Dutchman to not race in the crit and forfeit chances at GC victory. Of four team members, only Tom Simchak remained, and his bravery led to his moving up to 4th place on GC and a substantial payout.
In related news, this blogger has now managed to write seven sentences without including overt sexual innuendo in this race report. Despite tempting location (Intercourse) and weather conditions (wet), this blogger resisted bowdlerizing his team's significant achievements.
Lance gives us a proper victory salute
Real winners bring their own podium girls (dressed in team colors)
The Dutchman insists on the pro treatment
Marcus and Dennis brave the rain
Loot
Lovely Intercourse
4 comments:
While we were in the middle of Intercourse, I was looking at google maps and found that Intercourse was (actually) located just about between Fertility, PA and Blue Ball, PA. A few miles further south is Paradise, PA.
I wish I would have done intercourse this weekend. Seeing how wet it was really stems regret.
The photo of Lance where he's exhaling the 'bong hit of victory' is truly awe inspiring. I've been starring at it all day.
Lance totally ruined my close-up.
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