Thursday, March 8, 2012

What is this all about?

If you've been wondering what the theme of all this is, here are some possibilities:

"1,000 sermons to Lance Armstrong at age 18"

"How I learned to stop struggling and learned to love being moderately fast on the bike"

"Kick-ass bike racing: the ass's perspective"

"Compact big ring riding: not ballsy enough for ALL CAPS"

"Entirely devoted to the forty second most imporant thing in life: bike racing"

"Fourth place at Greenbelt! Human dignity restored!"

"Women: whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent"

"An unexamined bike race is a bike race not worth racing"

"Old dudes on drugs are everywhere"

"The pseudo-science of sport"

"Ways to recover your dignity if you have ever worn underwear under your Performance Century shorts"

"Tim Rugg: a case study in the dangers of English Leather overdose (new slogan: "Touch the Wood")"

"Cat 4 guy dons MABRA crit champ jersey for Jordan-esque photo op. Rumors fly! OKCupid quarantines MABRA crit champ Tim Brown for his health and the cardiac health of its female users?"

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