"1,000 sermons to Lance Armstrong at age 18"
"How I learned to stop struggling and learned to love being moderately fast on the bike"
"Kick-ass bike racing: the ass's perspective"
"Compact big ring riding: not ballsy enough for ALL CAPS"
"Entirely devoted to the forty second most imporant thing in life: bike racing"
"Fourth place at Greenbelt! Human dignity restored!"
"Women: whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent"
"An unexamined bike race is a bike race not worth racing"
"Old dudes on drugs are everywhere"
"The pseudo-science of sport"
"Ways to recover your dignity if you have ever worn underwear under your Performance Century shorts"
"Tim Rugg: a case study in the dangers of English Leather overdose (new slogan: "Touch the Wood")"
"Cat 4 guy dons MABRA crit champ jersey for Jordan-esque photo op. Rumors fly! OKCupid quarantines MABRA crit champ Tim Brown for his health and the cardiac health of its female users?"
Thursday, March 8, 2012
What is this all about?
If you've been wondering what the theme of all this is, here are some possibilities: